Dear Mack, Everyone Hates Me (I Think)
Dear Mack, Everyone Hates Me (I Think) Faith Zapata Everyone hates me. (I think.) Okay, I’m definitely being dramatic, but I’m also not. I’ve applied to soooooo many big girl jobs in the past several months and none of them want me and I can’t figure out why… I don’t know what I’m doing wrong… […]
Dear Faith, I’ve Been Living Off Raspberry Jelly Uncrustables For Three Weeks
Dear Faith, I’ve Been Living Off Raspberry Jelly Uncrustables For Three Weeks Mack Taylor I’ve been living off raspberry jelly uncrustables for three weeks. I don’t know what it is, but I’ve never been one to remember to take care of myself. I live alone and I Cannot get myself to cook everyday, so my […]
Dear Mack, We’re Old People Now
Dear Mack, We’re Old People Now Faith Zapata We’re old people now. This year officially marks the last year of our early twenties [DUN DUN DUN…]. It’s actually terrifying. I haven’t fulfilled or achieved nearly as much as what I’d thought I would by now, but that’s just because I’m crazy and I have a […]
Dear Faith, I Just Used My Free Will To Have The Subway Worker Cut My Sandwich Into Three Pieces
Dear Faith, I Just Used My Free Will To Have The Subway Worker Cut My Sandwich Into Three Pieces Mack Taylor I just used my free will to have the Subway worker cut my sandwich into three pieces. Things are just more enjoyable when they’re smaller… like mini M&Ms. Genius. I’m currently at work right […]
Dear Mack, I’m Afraid I Might be Doomed by the Narrative
Dear Mack, I’m Afraid I Might be Doomed by the Narrative Faith Zapata I’m afraid I might be doomed by the narrative. In the bigger picture of the bildungsroman that is my life, I don’t think I necessarily need to die (knocking on wood rn), but it definitely looks like suffering and hitting ten levels […]
Dear Faith, My Job Will Deeply Regret Letting Me Decorate My Desk
Dear Faith, My Job Will Deeply Regret Letting Me Decorate My Desk Mack Taylor Insert Text Here photo description here! photo description here! photo description here! Insert Announcement Text Submit Dear Mack, Everyone Hates Me (I Think) Read Dear Faith, I’ve Been Living Off Raspberry Jelly Uncrustables For Three Weeks Read Dear Mack, We’re Old […]
Dear Mack, I Don’t Think They Should Allow Me on the Train Anymore
Dear Mack, I Don’t Think They Should Allow Me on the Train Anymore Faith Zapata I don’t think they should allow me on the train anymore. Not because I’m a danger to the general public or anything (I’m not I swear), but because I become a reminiscing monster whenever I get on one of those […]
Dear Faith, They Say You Are What You Eat and I Have Eaten 9 Cheese Sticks Today
Dear Faith, They Say You Are What You Eat and I Have Eaten 9 Cheese Sticks Today Mack Taylor They say you are what you eat and I have eaten 9 cheese sticks today (Sunday) and I plan on eating more soon. Yes, that’s a concerning amount of cheese sticks, but consider this. They taste […]
Dear Mack, Can Someone Cast Us as the Two Main Best Friend Characters in the Next Loser Teen Comedy Pretty Please?
Dear Mack, Can Someone Cast Us as the Two Main Best Friend Characters in the Next Loser Teen Comedy Pretty Please? Faith Zapata Can someone cast us as the two main best friend characters in the next loser teen comedy film pretty please… This past weekend, you came back home to visit the Bay Area […]
Dear Faith, I’m Back on My Niche, Low-Budget TV Show Grind and I’m About to Make It Everyone’s Problem
Dear Faith, I’m Back on My Niche, Low-Budget TV Show Grind and I’m About to Make It Everyone’s Problem Mack Taylor I’m back on my niche, low-budget tv show grind and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem. Last week, I started Warehouse 13, a Syfy channel original about two secret service agents who get […]