Dear Mack, Everyone Hates Me (I Think)
Dear Mack, Everyone Hates Me (I Think) Faith Zapata Everyone hates me. (I think.) Okay, I’m definitely being dramatic, but I’m also not. I’ve applied to soooooo many big girl jobs in the past several months and none of them want me and I can’t figure out why… I don’t know what I’m doing wrong… […]
Dear Mack, We’re Old People Now
Dear Mack, We’re Old People Now Faith Zapata We’re old people now. This year officially marks the last year of our early twenties [DUN DUN DUN…]. It’s actually terrifying. I haven’t fulfilled or achieved nearly as much as what I’d thought I would by now, but that’s just because I’m crazy and I have a […]
Dear Mack, I’m Afraid I Might be Doomed by the Narrative
Dear Mack, I’m Afraid I Might be Doomed by the Narrative Faith Zapata I’m afraid I might be doomed by the narrative. In the bigger picture of the bildungsroman that is my life, I don’t think I necessarily need to die (knocking on wood rn), but it definitely looks like suffering and hitting ten levels […]
Dear Mack, I Don’t Think They Should Allow Me on the Train Anymore
Dear Mack, I Don’t Think They Should Allow Me on the Train Anymore Faith Zapata I don’t think they should allow me on the train anymore. Not because I’m a danger to the general public or anything (I’m not I swear), but because I become a reminiscing monster whenever I get on one of those […]
Dear Mack, Can Someone Cast Us as the Two Main Best Friend Characters in the Next Loser Teen Comedy Pretty Please?
Dear Mack, Can Someone Cast Us as the Two Main Best Friend Characters in the Next Loser Teen Comedy Pretty Please? Faith Zapata Can someone cast us as the two main best friend characters in the next loser teen comedy film pretty please… This past weekend, you came back home to visit the Bay Area […]
Dear Mack, I’m Seriously Beginning to Think There is Something Deeply Cursed About This Time of Year
Dear Mack, I’m Seriously Beginning to Think There is Something Deeply Cursed About This Time of Year Faith Zapata I’m seriously beginning to think there is something deeply cursed about this time of year. Specifically the period between mid-September throughout all of October. I’m not sure what it is, but the past week has kicked […]
Dear Mack, I Just Realized I’m Going to Be an Adult for the Rest of My Life
Dear Mack, I Just Realized I’m Going to Be an Adult for the Rest of My Life Faith Zapata I just realized I’m going to be an adult for the rest of my life. The last two weeks specifically have proved that to me. The past year itself has been such a period of growth […]