I just used my free will to have the Subway worker cut my sandwich into three pieces. Things are just more enjoyable when they’re smaller… like mini M&Ms. Genius. I’m currently at work right now (yes on Christmas Eve Eve isn’t that crazy) and I left 1/3 of the sandwich in my car and it’s all I’m thinking about. Especially because I can see my car from my desk. There’s a sandwich in there…

Speaking of work, it’s been going pretty well actually. I’ve decorated my little cubicle and you’re in there!!! I always end up finishing my assignments really quickly, so I’ve been using my spare time to perfect the art of Pretending Like I’m Doing Something Really Important. Once I figure out how to read while I work, I’ll be at peak performance.

My past few weeks have consisted of the same routine: wake up at 7:30am (ough), go to work, sit at desk for 8 hours and maybe eat a cereal bar or something, come home and lay facedown on my bed until it’s time to sleep at 11pm, repeat. It’s certainly taking some time to get used to… it’s really weird being around people all the time, but it’s pretty solid and I make bank so YAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS

It’s QUESTION TIME!!! More specifically it’s Here’s My Answer To Your Question Time. If I could have any wish granted, I would wish for the ability to bring any fictional concept, contraption, or creature to life. That way I could finally get my hands on the Babel Fish from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy that sits in your ear and translates any dialect immediately into your own. I would then use the Babel Fish to finally be able to translate and sub Two Out Full Base starring Mizuki Itagaki and Alan Abe, a movie that came out 2 years ago and STILL HASN’T GOTTEN SUBBED. CAN YOU TELL I’M MAD. I NEED WISH GRANTING SANTA HERE RIGHT NOW. Anyway. I’m normal 🙂

Faith. I have a new massive obsession. I don’t even know if I told you about it yet, but I’ve told everyone I come into contact with so actually I probably have… It’s a book series called Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinnaman and it’s one of the best series I have ever read in my life. It kinda feels like it was made just for me. I hadn’t heard of the LitRPG genre before, so when I saw this recommendation in a reddit thread for people who enjoyed Project Hail Mary, I was like… intriguing. Little did I know I would experience the most intense brainrot the second I picked up the book. It’s SO fun and unique, I’ve never read anything like it before. Imagine you’re outside in the middle of the night with nothing on but your underwear and a leather jacket, trying to coax your ex-girlfriend’s cat down from a tree she jumped onto, when everything man made around you gets completely flattened. Buildings, shops, cars, you name it. You find out that just under the Earth’s surface has been transformed into an 18-stage dungeon survival show that’s broadcasted to the entire universe. That’s the situation Carl is put into from the JUMP. I’m 4 books in and it’s been going full throttle ever since. Who knew you could get me to like video games if you put it in book form. (Have I made a video game? Yes. Do I like playing video games? Not at all. I contain multitudes.)

It got picked up by Fuzzy Door Studios to get adapted as a TV show and oh my god. I don’t know how they plan on pulling it off but I am ENDLESSLY EXCITED. I even got my coworker hooked on the series and it’s so funny. Look at our Teams messages.